When arriving in Maine, Chris made nice with the locals
He told them all about a jacuzzi they just had to try!
But it was just a cruel trick. Chris was secretly eating them one by one, which they discovered when they found this incriminating photo.
You see, not only had Chris been eating the lobsters, but he'd also been forcing them to fight to the death in underground lobster fighting rings.
When the lobsters found out, they were furious.
I mean, like, really furious!
So they attacked viciously, as only lobsters can do!
Nothing was left of Chris Phillips after the gulls picked him clean.
So the moral for the story is... never mess with a Lobster, or prepare to meet... Lobster's Revenge!
-The End
