As soon as Chris and His wife got to Boston they took their own personal sailboat across the Harbor. There, they took the freedom trail. Chris got run out the the Revere House by Paul Revere himself who told him, "Get off my Lawn!"
Then he and his wife attended church at the North Church where Paul Revere shot those first warning shots across the bow of the British's faces.
Then they watched the Sox lose badly and ate Fenway Franks.
Then Chris was stabbed in the face at Bunker Hill.