His last novel was woven into his chest hair.
He makes a turtleneck look suave.
Fidel Castro asked him for beard growing tips.
He sleeps with a tommy gun instead of a teddy bear because he think's it's more cuddly.
He's on safari... even when he's in the bathroom.
He's the most interesting author in the world.
I don't often drink beer...
..because I'm already drunk on vermouth and gin.
Stay writing, my friends.