Thursday, May 30, 2013

The Most Interesting Author in the World

*Play the music as you scroll for effect.*

His last novel was woven into his chest hair.  

He makes a turtleneck look suave.

Fidel Castro asked him for beard growing tips.

He sleeps with a tommy gun instead of a teddy bear because he think's it's more cuddly.

He's on safari... even when he's in the bathroom.

He's the most interesting author in the world.

I don't often drink beer...

..because I'm already drunk on vermouth and gin.

Stay writing, my friends.


  1. Dude. You can't post a few times then leave us hanging! ;) Hope it means you are having a good summer!