Happy New Years Everybody! The Mayans say we're all gonna die this year, so be sure to live it up and stuff. This year I'm going to compile a pretty hefty list of resolutions. It's generally a pretty good idea when making resolutions to narrow it down to one or two, and make a focused plan for success. But since no one ever keeps these things anyway, I've decided to fail big and hard in 2012. Here's my list:
In 2012 I resolve to:
-Add 15lbs of muscle to each bicep
-Take over Central America
-Become a big time author, with my own fan club.
-Learn Mandarin Chinese (pick up lines and swear words)
-Start a meat goat farm
Seems simple enough. I'm going to pre-load my New Years 2013 post, since pretty much I'll be too dead from the Mayapocalypse to write it then.