Monday, January 9, 2012

Glasschord Part 2

I got my second piece, entitled, ADHD 1500 published to Online Arts and Culture Magazine.  This one is Creative Nonfiction.  Check it out!  Feel free to help me spread the word and tell everyone you know about the best creative nonfiction thingy you've ever read, k?  

Also, Sorry I've been aloof as of late.  My life is still a hot mess, but is coming back into focus.  It'll pan out eventually.  Hope all is well with everyone else.  Happy writing.


Sunday, January 1, 2012

New Years Resolmolution 2012

Happy New Years Everybody!  The Mayans say we're all gonna die this year, so be sure to live it up and stuff.  This year I'm going to compile a pretty hefty list of resolutions.  It's generally a pretty good idea when making resolutions to narrow it down to one or two, and make a focused plan for success.  But since no one ever keeps these things anyway, I've decided to fail big and hard in 2012.  Here's my list:

In 2012 I resolve to: 
-Add 15lbs of muscle to each bicep
-Take over Central America
-Become a big time author, with my own fan club.
-Learn Mandarin Chinese (pick up lines and swear words)
-Start a meat goat farm

Seems simple enough.  I'm going to pre-load my New Years 2013 post, since pretty much I'll be too dead from the Mayapocalypse to write it then.