Monday, July 23, 2012

Yard Sale!

Sorry to break back onto the air only to pump a garage sale, but stamps and printer ink aint free!

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Friday, April 27, 2012

Fallen Off The Face of The Earth


You may lay awake at night wondering...

"Is Mitt Romney really a Thunderbird Puppet?"

Exhibit A:

You may have also wondered about my whereabouts.  As you may have noticed, I haven't posted in awhile.  Basically this is what happened:

I got myself a new job, and have basically been making sure that I keep it, and that the rest of life, which has been meh, stays at bay.  It was good getting on here today, looking on my blogroll, and finding that, like me, most of the rest of you also weren't dead.  

I have now lost a total of about 65 pounds.  Behold:


I also got a Captain's hat, which was like, a huge personal goal for me.  It enables me to wear an ascot and yell "Toot, Toot!" after pretty much everything I say, ("Toot, toot!")

I'll be out for the summer here in a month and hope to get back into the swing of things.  Until then, remember me fondly, don't do anything the secret service wouldn't do, and keep writing.


Thought for the day:
A friend told me, "Trying to convince myself to go to the gym is like trying to convince a room full of mathematicians that 2+2 = fish."  
To which I replied, "If f=4, and i, s, and h all individually = 1, 2+2 does in fact equal fish.  You should probably go to the gym."

Music To Make Write To:

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Music to Make Write to 2/7

Here are some songs to add to your playlist. This one is from me:

This one is from Janet Sumner Johnson:

This is a band Kelly Pollark is listening to:

Some 3 for Alex:

What are you listening to while writing/blogging/brainstorming this week?


Monday, January 9, 2012

Glasschord Part 2

I got my second piece, entitled, ADHD 1500 published to Online Arts and Culture Magazine.  This one is Creative Nonfiction.  Check it out!  Feel free to help me spread the word and tell everyone you know about the best creative nonfiction thingy you've ever read, k?  

Also, Sorry I've been aloof as of late.  My life is still a hot mess, but is coming back into focus.  It'll pan out eventually.  Hope all is well with everyone else.  Happy writing.


Sunday, January 1, 2012

New Years Resolmolution 2012

Happy New Years Everybody!  The Mayans say we're all gonna die this year, so be sure to live it up and stuff.  This year I'm going to compile a pretty hefty list of resolutions.  It's generally a pretty good idea when making resolutions to narrow it down to one or two, and make a focused plan for success.  But since no one ever keeps these things anyway, I've decided to fail big and hard in 2012.  Here's my list:

In 2012 I resolve to: 
-Add 15lbs of muscle to each bicep
-Take over Central America
-Become a big time author, with my own fan club.
-Learn Mandarin Chinese (pick up lines and swear words)
-Start a meat goat farm

Seems simple enough.  I'm going to pre-load my New Years 2013 post, since pretty much I'll be too dead from the Mayapocalypse to write it then.