My blog is one year old today. Just like a real-life human one year older my blog is cute, wiggly, and smells like milk is oozing out of both ends! BTW you were supposed to get me presents. Jerks.
That's okay. Not really, but I'm moving on. Mostly because you're still getting me a present.
Your present to me (unless you want to FedEx me cupcakes) is to choose your own adventure by picking a classic Chris Phillips blog post and then telling me how great it was and how much my blog means to you and the such. Because remember, the greatest sitcoms of all time run clip montage shows when they run out of funny yet touching plot-lines or they just want to take a break but still cash checks. This is like that only without clips or a moral or my blog being a sitcom.
Here are your choices for classic postage:
As always, choosing more than one will increase your risk of getting nipple infections by more than 42.7%