You're probably thinking to yourself, "Why is this guy still on my blogroll?" You may also be thinking, "You wrote poetry in HS? What a dweeb!" I assure you it was for a class. I'm not much of a poet, just because I don't get all of the nuances, but I rhyme things fairly well. Perhaps I should start a hip-hop career. Like a Slim Shady meets Bieber meets Dr. Seuss kind of a deal. *throat clearing noise*
I do not like them Sam I am,
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them here or ther,
I will never say, "Never."
Whoahoho. I need to go get working on this. Or should I say Crackalackin? Anyway here's a poem I wrote last night to inspire you to go check out my other poem:
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Last night I ate Thai.
Now I have to poo.
Inspired yet? Good. Go here.
I'll be back on her blog around the end of the month with another poem of mine. And that one won't even be rhyming!