Wednesday, August 31, 2011

The Chris Phillips Patented 4 Step Procedure for Coping With Rejection.

Step 1:  Pour Salt on Hand.



Step 2:  Drink Tequila.



Step 3:  Eat a Lime.





Step 4:  Rinse, Repeat.  

14 comments:

  1. an elegant solution to many problems

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  2. I've still got a knot on back of my head from twenty years ago...from downing tequila shooters. Now that the rejections a piling up due my newest submission efforts, maybe I'll shoot for another knot.

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  3. Rejection pretty much stinks any way you swallow it. :(

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  4. This totally explains why I've been drunk since the 5th grade ...

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  5. I need to get some tokillya. Although the last time I had it ...

    Hey, we're all in the same club. We should all get T-shirts with big Rs on them.

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  6. Sorry, Chris! I like cut lime, open bottle, insert into Corona.

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  7. Step 5: get internet hugs? :)
    Other than that though, good procedure.

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  8. Make that a Corona Lite; I'm on a diet!

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  9. Does #2 have to be a full glass? That amount of tequila and I might stop breathing. THen again, I'd be feeling NOTHING, so maybe that's the point.

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  10. Who the heck is drinking a full glass of clear tequila?!

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  11. Great advice here that any serious writer can use!!

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  12. Kelly, A man. A man is drinking a full glass of clear tequila.

    Alex, that's like taking 1 advil when you need 2-3.

    Trisha, true.

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