Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Chris Ponders Wise Old Sayings 4/25

*Edit* This was my 100th post!  Go Me!

Don’t let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart...  Or your tacos go to your colon.

Criticizing is easy, art is difficult...  Criticizing art is really easy.

Treat others as you yourself would be treated...  But I keep offering people full body oil massages and they just look at me like I'm some kind of creeper!

No use crying over spilled milk... But what if someone else cleans it up because they feel sorry for me?


P.S. Come back tomorrow for another dip in the ole' mailbag.  


  1. hahaha! Some future classics, to be sure!

  2. hee hee hee! jack handy has nothing on you, man! :)

  3. Great ones. :) Especially the taco one and the art one of course.

  4. Ha, these are great! Love the Art being difficult one--but it's SO rewarding when we manage to create that art! Have fun doing so. :)

  5. Oh! Oh! Do 'a stitch in time saves nine.' I'd love to hear some more snark.

  6. Oh dear...colon trouble. I hear ya. ;)

  7. Now I'm reminded of this brief exchange between Marge and Homer on The Simpsons: "You know, it's easy to criticize..." "Fun, too!"

    As for the no crying over spilled milk thing, that's more of an EPA warning than a wise saying. For approximately 13% of people, their tears, when mixed with milk, create an intolerant lactose monster that feeds on humans and cannot be killed with traditional weaponry.