Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Chris Ponders Wise Old Sayings 4/13

You are what you eat... my dog eats her own poop, which is made up of what she has already eaten.  That is both paradoxical and gross.  I think I'll stop petting her from now on.

The early bird catches the worm... So first he has to get up early, and now you're telling me he has to eat worms because of it?  Raw deal!  Sleep in, Lil' Buddy!  I'll make you pancakes.



A bird in hand is worth two in the bush...  What if you are holding the bush that the birds are in?  Does that make it worth more, or the same, since 1x2 is still two?

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me... Fool me three times and I'll probably punch you in the ear and/or delete you from Facebook. 


-Chris 

P.S. Come back tomorrow for a dip in the ole' mailbag.  

22 comments:

  1. This was too funny especially the fool me one!

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  2. Really liked the fool me one. Since I don't have Facebook, I'll have to just punch people in the ear. ;)

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  3. You made me LOL and my husband just looked at me like I am a little crazier today than I was yesterday.Thanks for stopping by!


    Dafeenah

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  4. I like Remy's quote from Ratatoille:
    "If you are what you eat, then I only wanna eat the good stuff."

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  5. Er, that's spelled Ratatouille.

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  6. Shit. Are we friends on Facebook? I wasn't trying to fool around with anybody.

    Er - wait, that came out wrong.

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  7. my dog doesn't eat his own poo but he does eat the cats' poo, with or without litter. No discerning palate there. I try not to let him lick me.

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  8. Just don't punch the dog in the ear while he's trying to get the birds in the bush, all the while refreshing his Facebook page.

    (And thanks for becoming my most shiny new follower. I appreciate it, and the feeling is mutual.)

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  9. LOL, Chris! (my dog eats deer poop, among other things....) Thanks for stopping by my blog!

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  10. lol Lots of philosophy happening in the dog poop.

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  11. The early bird may catch the worm, but then the earlier man catches the bird. And then that bird in the hand is worth two if by sea.

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  12. *snickersnort* Oh, very nice use of logic. I'll say that much...

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  13. I've always heard "great minds think alike" but I prefer "two fools seldom disagree"... :)

    Great post. I also laughed at loud in realizing that deleting a Facebook connection is in line with a punch in the ear.

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  14. ROFL at the last two.

    I don't know about the petting part, but I would totally not let the dog lick my face. ;)

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  15. And how early is early? Do worms sell out after 9? Like Bagels?

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  16. The last one always reminds me of Bush... lol

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  17. dude! i'm sure that bird didn't make eat much of the pancakes... can i have the leftovers? i'll just rip off the part he pecked...

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  18. Oh good grief, that was funny. You completely made my day, hehehe :)

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  19. I've always wondered if eating their poo made dogs more efficient than the rest of us. Do other animals eat their own excrement?

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  20. That is one major reason I don't have a dog. LOL. Ew.

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  21. I think your bush logic is a brilliant one.

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