You are what you eat... my dog eats her own poop, which is made up of what she has already eaten. That is both paradoxical and gross. I think I'll stop petting her from now on.
The early bird catches the worm... So first he has to get up early, and now you're telling me he has to eat worms because of it? Raw deal! Sleep in, Lil' Buddy! I'll make you pancakes.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush... What if you are holding the bush that the birds are in? Does that make it worth more, or the same, since 1x2 is still two?
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me... Fool me three times and I'll probably punch you in the ear and/or delete you from Facebook.
P.S. Come back tomorrow for a dip in the ole' mailbag.