This week's letter comes to us from Summer Ross of Washakie, Wyoming. Summer Writes:
Hi. I had a great Easter. How was yours? Speaking of Easter, What kind of Easter jellybean would you be and why?
My Easter was delightful. Believe it or not this question has nothing to do with what kind of jelly bean I like. In your scenario, I have no arms or legs and I'm going to eventually be eaten to death. The question your posing truly is, "Chris, How do you want to die(if you were a candy bean thingy?)"
Here are my options:
-I could choose to die quickly by being a red jellybean, because that is the best flavor.
-I could choose to watch my friends the red jellybeans die and then also get eaten quickly by being the orange, pink, or yellow jellybeans.
-I could choose to be ignored and picked around, and still killed later by being the green jelly bean.
-I could choose to wait for my death but confuse my killer by saying, Ha! I don't even really taste like grapes at all! Booyah!" and be the purple jellybean.
-Or I could wait and die mostly of old age until I am eaten and then spit out by some kid who didn't know black jellybeans were probably the worst idea ever.
I'm going to choose the path of the quick and the dead and go with red. Hope this helps.
Your Special Jellybean,Chris Phillips