My fictitious agent, that only exists for the purposes of this post, has advised me to start hyping things up a bit around here to build buzz. He wanted me to get some billboards but those are pretty expensive, so I've just been ripping down other people's and writing my blog ads in sharpie. It's in the corner. If you look really hard next time you drive by... you'll probably drive into a telephone pole or something, so I guess don't do that. Let's move on.
He also said to get someone famous to give my blog some shout outs. Unfortunately 50 Cent won't return any of my calls. Brent Spiner (Data from Star Trek Generations) was available but wouldn't come in costume, so what's the point? amirite?
Lastly he said to announce my really good posts ahead of time to build suspense and momentum. So I want to let you all know that tomorrow's post will be REALLY good. Today's is crap, but tomorrows... Whoahohoh! That one will be a doozie. See you then.