Dear Merriam Webster Types,
It has come to my attention that with the interwebz has come the ability to create new words and introduce them into society quicker than ever before. Therefore, I give you my newest creation:
Burnzo /b-urn-zoh/ *noun*
1. an insult resulting in emotional scalding and humiliation in front of all of your bros.
bro: Man my back hurts from all of that work today.
Chris Phillips: Your mom's back hurts from all that "work" today! Burnzo!
bro: Not cool, man.
Chris Phillips: Way cool. Burnzo.
synonyms: dis, burn, zing
antonyms: compliment, praise
Thank you for your consideration.
Your Pal,Chris Phillips