Dearest Friends,
Look at that photo. Do I not look happy? I do don't I? That picture was taken a year ago on my 28th birthday. I look happy because I'm drinking "soda." In order to win enough money to afford "soda" for my birthday at the end of the month I need to win Elana's 100 Words contest. Please go HERE and vote for #2. If you don't my birthday will basically be ruined. I am currently down 3 votes so I need 5-10 to win it. We are going to pull off the greatest upset in blogger history! Put on your rally caps!
Proper Rally-cap Wearing Procedure:
-Chris

Dude, voted! Think #6 will win though.
ReplyDelete29? Still a kid...
Um...shouldn't other people be buying you "soda" for your birthday?? Not to mention, if this is your 29th birthday, it's a HUGE deal and monumental amounts of "soda" should be consumed because next year is just THE WORST POSSIBLE THING TO EVER HAPPEN. So...okay, I'll vote for you because I'm sure your friends don't have THAT much money to spend on your "soda". And I'll straight up say that this year is my 30th and I'm drinking LOTS OF LIQUOR. I'm not bitter.
ReplyDeleteHave a happy, happy birthday!! :)
ReplyDeletetotally voted for you :)
ReplyDeleteWill vote for you. Have a Very Happy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteLOL...
ReplyDeleteI voted for you, dude. Good luck; I hope you get your "soda" for your birthday, but as has been commented already, your friends should be getting it for you. Tell 'em! Happy Birthday.
ReplyDeleteHope you have a very happy birthday! I'm off to vote for you :)
ReplyDeleteBecause you dropped by and left a comment, and because I like your campaign stragety, you get the bonus prize: a vote, a follow and fingers crossed that you won't be decrescendoing due to lack of -er- "soda". Happy birthday.
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
ps i know how to spell strategy. my spelling just decrescendoed momentarily.
ReplyDeleteDude, you don't look happy at all! Is that your happy look? Hmm. Well, soda - the proper flavor being Diet Pepsi - will improve the look.
ReplyDeleteI loved your sentence and voted for you :)
OH, and Happy Birthday in case I space it.
........dhole
Happy birthday for then..hope you get your soda.
ReplyDeleteWhat?! No love for the lava lamp?!! BTW, Happy Birthday.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday and good luck in the contest!
ReplyDeleteI voted for you, #2. I hope it wasn't too late!
ReplyDeleteWell, enjoy your soda and I hope you have a Happy Birthday.
ReplyDeleteGood luck, Chris! Headed over.
ReplyDeleteI voted for you. Hope you win!
ReplyDeleteThe vote's in! I'm pulling for you.
ReplyDeleteI am tied w/ 6 and down 4 to #4! We have till some undefined time on Monday to win this thing in the name of inebriation! Thanks, everyone!
ReplyDeletei went over there and said...
ReplyDeletei vote for #2 chris phillips...
hopefully he will start to questions everything...or get very drunk!
soda-Wha?
Bruce
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Tied up! Keep em' coming! Rally Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapz!
ReplyDeleteGood luck! I hope you win. And hey...are you really a Nebraskan? How come you don't call it "pop" like everyone else?
ReplyDeleteI call it soda too but I'm a born Marylander.
:)
I'm mostly from kansas. I call it both. I don't know why I use soda, because you're right that most people in the midwest don't.
ReplyDeleteRally Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapz!
I voted for you, courage. Greetings.
ReplyDeleteI love the rally cap!
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