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Okay. Settled? Good. This is the next to last installment of my World's Worst Query Letters that I posted on querytracker.com under the name nigelhabberdash. This query letter is not actually real, even though the idea is probably a blockbuster hit waiting to happen.
Are you ready to get pumpt?!?
Richard Burke, Duke Manchild, and Sheldon Steele make up the rogue special forces unit known throughout the world as the Guerilla Operations North American Defense Squadron (G.O.N.A.D.S.) Join them as they fight communism with fists and grenades. Sometimes they use guns too.
Guerilla Operations North American Defense Squadron is complete at eleventy million words. It is a stand alone with definite series potential. Please request a full manuscript (unless you are some kind of girl) at your earliest convenience at broseph(at)gitpumpt(dot)com.