Dear Mr/Mrs. [insert book agent name] <---- (Can you fill this part out for me? I'm not sure if you are a dude or a broad and I'm not sure which agent from your agency will want to sign me first.)
I'm querying you because your agency has been responsible for some of my favorite romance novels that I've ever gotten at K-Mart. It's really good stuff. While my book is really not a romance I'm sure putting a book together is pretty much all the same process.
Have you ever wondered what happens when you flush the toilet? You've been told that there are septic tanks, sewers, and facilities that take care of that kind of crap, but have you ever seen them? Travel into a world of the unknown with John D. Sentari as he braves a baron wasteland in order to untangle a web of lies and deceit.
My Spaghetti-Western-Sci-fi-thirller, THE PORCELAIN RABBIT HOLE, is a fast paced 517,000 word novel that will have you sticking to the edge of your seat by your pants!
My background is in alpaca ranching. In my spare time I like to write, paint by number, and do heated yoga. This is my first novel.
May Shiva smile upon you,
P.S Can you let me know pretty quick? I've got this query out to a lot of people.
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