I hope everyone is having a good week. I am officially enrolled in a creative writing class at UNO and officially a "Maverick." Who wants to be "Goose?"
I'm posting another mock query from the World's Worst Query Forum. I originally posted this on El Trackero Del Queryo.
So like here is what happens... There is this dude who lives in a hole in the ground. It is kind of like a sod house but more in the shape of a hole that is in the ground.
So anyhow he's really short and so is everyone else in his town and they have big hairy feet. Well this tall wizzard makes him host a party for some other short dudes, but not the same kind of short dudes and they decide to go kick a dragon out of their mountain.
Some other cool stuff happens like when the first short dude finds a ring that makes him invisible. He gets it from this crazy looking dude who looks like if Steve Buchemi, Alan Greenspan, the crypt keeper, and lady gaga all had babies and then their babies all had more babies with each other. And then some goblins and wolf people come and a man shoots he dragon in the only place he's vulnerable and the first short dude gets paid.
My fantasy fiction SOME SHORT DUDES WITH SOME OTHER SHORT DUDES AND A MAN ALL ON A MOUNTAIN FIGHTING A DRAGON is complete at around 700 words. It is meant to be a stand alone and there is like 0% chance of series potential. Most of the people I showed it to liked it when they read it... except Tom.
My background is in arc welding. But I also am really good at guitar hero and have unlocked all of the beetles songs on the beetles guitar hero. I have been published before. Mostly on laffy taffy wrappers.
Thanks and let me know how many pages you want me to send.
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