1) Follow me
2) Leave a comment with the best Haiku you can muster.
The contest ends when I have 65+ followers so feel free to blog or invite friends over so it ends before 2020.
I'll go first (no I won't say I won and keep it.)
I have a new blog
It needs more minions promptly
Add me and win big
Best one after I have 65 followers wins the grand ole' prize. The second best one gets a Sid Vicious WCW Pro Wrestling trading card.